Hello I am a giraffe and my name is something but I don't remember. I paint toast on sunny Saturday afternoons while I eat alpacas. When the Christmas trees are blue, that means its time for wrestling hippos. The hippo is big. I am big too, especially with my over-sized neck that I hit trees with. I also like to eat pizza flavored M&Ms because they taste like chicken and microwaves. I especially like the microwave flavored M&Ms because it tastes all toasty. There is also Poptarts that are flavored like fish and I throw them at people. For some reason, people like to throw dolphins at me. They are not nice. I also like to hang out with my llamacorns. They are the bomb.
